Madness

Written by a 6th grade student in San Jose, CA

Once there was a guy named Ling-Ling. He lived in a small cabin in China. One day Ling-Ling went to a river to get some water. When he was there, he saw a sparkling thing in the water. He dove in and grabbed the sparkling thing. The sparkling thing in the water was a golden bling-bling. When he found it, he was so happy.
When Ling-Ling was walking home, he met a guy named Ching-Ching. Ling-Ling showed Ching-Ching his bling-bling. Ching-Ching gasped in surprise. When Ling-Ling showed Ching-Ching his bling-bling, Ching-Ching got jealous of Ling-Ling because he had the bling-bling.
One night Ching-Ching snuck into Ling-Ling's cabin. He searched everywhere and finally found Ling-Ling's bling-bling under the bed in a box. Ching-Ching took the box and ran home. In the morning, when Ling-Ling looked under the bed, the bling-bling was gone.
Ling-Ling was so mad he screamed out, "Where is fxxx is my bling-bling? When I find the person who jacked my bling-bling I will kick the guy's fxxxxxx ass!"
Ling-Ling looked everywhere for his bling-bling but he could not find it. He decided to take a break and go into town for some food. Out of nowhere Ching-Ching came up carrying bling-bling!
Ling-Ling ran home and knew that Ching-Ching had stolen his bling-bling because Ching-Ching had never had bling-bling before. There was only one thing to do. Call his gang. He called Ching-Ching and said, "Meet me at the abandoned warehouse with my bling-bling and you gang."
When everybody was at the abandoned warehouse, the fight began. Ling-Ling and his gang had Uzis. Ching-Ching and his gang had M-16's. Ling-Ling and Ming-Ling were against Ching-Ching and Hing-Ching. Everyone was badly injujed and there was one C-4 left. Ling-Ling used the C-4 and blew everyone up. They all died. After the fight, a hobo wandered into the warehouse and took the bling-bling. Then the hobo lived happily ever after.
-written by a 6th grade student