<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101</id><updated>2008-10-28T05:17:32.599-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TornBlue</title><subtitle type='html'>Bay Area</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/blog.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.tornblue.com/atom.xml?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.tornblue.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>148</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-9174716701025056791</id><published>2007-04-02T18:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-02T18:05:53.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Singing Dudes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.mypeople.com/sing/index.html"&gt;make my people sing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slightly entertaining. Send me your recorded songs you come up with.</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.mypeople.com/sing/index.html' title='Singing Dudes'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/9174716701025056791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=9174716701025056791&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/9174716701025056791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/9174716701025056791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/04/singing-dudes.html' title='Singing Dudes'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-7435687629501646464</id><published>2007-03-28T15:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T15:53:17.827-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Men's Rules that Women Should Learn</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm"&gt;Men's Rules&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/7435687629501646464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=7435687629501646464&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/7435687629501646464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/7435687629501646464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/mens-rules-that-women-should-learn.html' title='Men&apos;s Rules that Women Should Learn'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-6516752745475912167</id><published>2007-03-27T11:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T11:21:17.477-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man, you are old. What's Up.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width='448' height='336'&gt;&lt;param name='movie' value='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/viacomgoogle'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name='wmode' value='transparent'&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src='http://www.glumbert.com/embed/viacomgoogle' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='448' height='336'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/viacomgoogle'&gt;glumbert.com - Viacom vs. Google&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/6516752745475912167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=6516752745475912167&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/6516752745475912167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/6516752745475912167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/man-you-are-old-whats-up.html' title='Man, you are old. What&apos;s Up.'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-2743413250950068071</id><published>2007-03-13T15:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-13T15:09:59.803-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco</title><content type='html'>Most over the top headline ever. They're just a bunch of frogs that eat fish in a pond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258519,00.html"&gt;FOXNews.com - Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco - Science News | Current Articles&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258519,00.html' title='Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/2743413250950068071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=2743413250950068071&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/2743413250950068071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/2743413250950068071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/killer-meat-eating-frogs-terrorize-san.html' title='Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-8624755147669919326</id><published>2007-03-05T14:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-05T14:19:52.266-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Caruso One Liners</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sarYH0z948"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_sarYH0z948" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It really feels like there are endless one liners from Caruso. I love how he has to put his sunglasses on before he says them.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/8624755147669919326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=8624755147669919326&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8624755147669919326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8624755147669919326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/caruso-one-liners.html' title='Caruso One Liners'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-8369130431466076508</id><published>2007-03-02T13:29:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T13:29:59.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Favorite Simpsons Clip</title><content type='html'>Homer's Peanut&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-i0X_PK7K6A"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-i0X_PK7K6A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/8369130431466076508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=8369130431466076508&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8369130431466076508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8369130431466076508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/my-favorite-simpsons-clip.html' title='My Favorite Simpsons Clip'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-6157043843557353706</id><published>2007-03-01T17:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-01T17:24:08.904-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cool &amp; A Little Creepy</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://adiza.nexticom.net/files/pics/fisk.jpg"&gt;fish face&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://adiza.nexticom.net/files/pics/fisk.jpg' title='Cool &amp; A Little Creepy'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/6157043843557353706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=6157043843557353706&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/6157043843557353706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/6157043843557353706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/03/cool-little-creepy.html' title='Cool &amp; A Little Creepy'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/4113469246838756620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/02/very-clear-decals.html' title='Very Clear Decals'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-7587941734632268665</id><published>2007-02-16T10:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T10:41:31.943-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Little Creepy</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.graphxstaff.com/test/baby/baby.html"&gt;Daddy what did you do to me!?&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.graphxstaff.com/test/baby/baby.html' title='Little Creepy'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/7587941734632268665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=7587941734632268665&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/7587941734632268665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/7587941734632268665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/02/little-creepy.html' title='Little Creepy'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-8119753588134461011</id><published>2007-02-01T17:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-01T17:24:01.345-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Another tribute to the Midwest</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/Redneck/redneckattitude/redneckattitude.htm"&gt;Redneck Attitude&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/Redneck/redneckattitude/redneckattitude.htm' title='Another tribute to the Midwest'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/8119753588134461011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=8119753588134461011&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8119753588134461011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8119753588134461011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/02/another-tribute-to-midwest.html' title='Another tribute to the Midwest'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-8838049850745700830</id><published>2007-01-31T14:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T15:00:42.232-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Midwest View of the World</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.tornblue.com/images/taw.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tornblue.com/images/taw.gif" width="540"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/8838049850745700830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=8838049850745700830&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8838049850745700830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/8838049850745700830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/01/midwest-view-of-world.html' title='Midwest View of the World'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-1815190978510618447</id><published>2007-01-31T11:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T11:55:29.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cingular -&gt; AT&amp;T ... WTF!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bj1Mtv9cD0I"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bj1Mtv9cD0I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/1815190978510618447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=1815190978510618447&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/1815190978510618447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/1815190978510618447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/01/cingular-at-wtf.html' title='Cingular -&gt; AT&amp;T ... WTF!'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-4165979584035519737</id><published>2007-01-22T17:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T17:13:55.687-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hot Pocket</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KmkAZCevgw"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1KmkAZCevgw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/4165979584035519737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=4165979584035519737&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/4165979584035519737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/4165979584035519737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2007/01/hot-pocket.html' title='Hot Pocket'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116260071783055736</id><published>2006-11-03T16:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-03T17:31:27.193-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Post</title><content type='html'>This is wrong on at least 3 levels.&lt;br /&gt;First, why are you posting that information to a video game forum.&lt;br /&gt;Second, that's very sad that he enjoyed being called the best hunter.&lt;br /&gt;Third, the response to the post is hilarious. I almost feel bad laughing about this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS - When I was first reading this I was thinking to myself whether or not he's talking about the character's death or an actual person's death because apparently there's been a funeral for a character before. It's just too weird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/wow4twiw3.gif"&gt;wow4twiw3.gif (GIF Image, 900x800 pixels)&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116260071783055736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116260071783055736&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116260071783055736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116260071783055736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/11/bad-post.html' title='Bad Post'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116224486878207973</id><published>2006-10-30T13:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T13:47:48.806-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Leeroy Jenkins!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-7714643693602998196&amp;amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This world of warcraft video is hilarious. Notice the part where the guy says 32.33 repeating of course. I also highly recommend checking out the South Park episode about World of Warcraft (WoW).</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116224486878207973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116224486878207973&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116224486878207973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116224486878207973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/leeroy-jenkins.html' title='Leeroy Jenkins!!!'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116197054741157652</id><published>2006-10-27T10:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-27T10:35:48.956-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Best Search Engine Ever</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.msdewey.com/"&gt;Ms. Dewey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Try searching for men and women separately. Or "weapons of mass destruction"</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116197054741157652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116197054741157652&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116197054741157652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116197054741157652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/best-search-engine-ever.html' title='Best Search Engine Ever'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116164141370156631</id><published>2006-10-23T15:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T16:01:26.626-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Big clump of dirt</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://www.tornblue.com/images/smudge.jpg" width="540" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kenny Rogers said it was just a "big clump of dirt" but then why is that clump in the same location on his hand in every game he's pitched this postseason. There's no possible way it's dirt. A pitcher gets a brand new ball after every hit so there's no way there could have been dirt that got on the ball that then got on his hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/23/sports/baseball/23cnd_rogers.html?ref=baseball"&gt;New York Times article&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116164141370156631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116164141370156631&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116164141370156631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116164141370156631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/big-clump-of-dirt.html' title='Big clump of dirt'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116107205708902407</id><published>2006-10-17T00:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-17T01:20:33.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Detonate Video</title><content type='html'>Worst Drinking Game Ever.&lt;br /&gt;So bad, it caused Jim to set his alarm every 2 hours because he thought he had a concussion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2629066001400414279&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;Detonator on Google Video&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116107205708902407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116107205708902407&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116107205708902407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116107205708902407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/detonate-video.html' title='Detonate Video'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116103162851556334</id><published>2006-10-16T13:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T13:47:08.656-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ethan Albright Strikes Back</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="copy"&gt;&lt;b&gt;To:&lt;/b&gt; John Madden&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CC: &lt;/b&gt; Electronic Arts Sports&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;From:&lt;/b&gt; Ethan Albright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Re: &lt;/b&gt; Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&amp;SectionID=2&amp;amp;LayoutType=1"&gt; Ethan Albright Strikes Back&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116103162851556334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116103162851556334&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116103162851556334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116103162851556334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/ethan-albright-strikes-back.html' title='Ethan Albright Strikes Back'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-116052907614320294</id><published>2006-10-10T18:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-12T18:14:05.583-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/feature/worst_names/worst_names_title_bar.jpg" border="0" height="100" width="550" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I read this a while ago and just remembered it. One of my favorite articles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names"&gt;The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/116052907614320294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=116052907614320294&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116052907614320294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/116052907614320294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/10/50-worst-video-game-names-of-all-time_10.html' title='The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-115939059273406127</id><published>2006-09-27T13:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-27T13:56:32.816-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How's Your Face!</title><content type='html'>&lt;table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-7233445036972827652&amp;amp;hl=en" style="width:400px; height:326px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr/&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/115939059273406127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=115939059273406127&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115939059273406127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115939059273406127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/09/hows-your-face.html' title='How&apos;s Your Face!'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-115930422678807264</id><published>2006-09-26T13:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T13:58:46.836-07:00</updated><title type='text'>White and nerdy</title><content type='html'>In case you haven't already seen this. Weird Al's new video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-5850712885114934940&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/115930422678807264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=115930422678807264&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115930422678807264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115930422678807264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/09/white-and-nerdy.html' title='White and nerdy'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-115638656857888895</id><published>2006-08-23T19:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T19:29:28.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lil Biz</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9221583671430739613"&gt;Lil Biz - Google Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Courtesy of Popek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Description:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt; Deep South Rapper&lt;/blockquote&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/115638656857888895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=115638656857888895&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115638656857888895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115638656857888895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/08/lil-biz.html' title='Lil Biz'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-115638645203988029</id><published>2006-08-23T19:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T19:27:32.053-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bucken Naked</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2684079967948781869&amp;pr=goog-sl"&gt;Bucken Naked - Google Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Courtesy of Popek.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Popek - "This is awesome...somebody needs to sign this chick.  Don Ron Freaky is out of control."&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Description:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Dirty south female Rapper Marcita D. puts it down in this video. If you don't know, now you know... check her out in the movie "Pimpula" &lt;a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/pimpula" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;www.cdbaby.com/pimpula&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/pimpula" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/115638645203988029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=115638645203988029&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115638645203988029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115638645203988029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/08/bucken-naked.html' title='Bucken Naked'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10474101.post-115136182657396259</id><published>2006-06-26T15:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-26T15:43:46.586-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shayify vs. Guitar Hero Thrusts</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5869107086710629073"&gt;Shayify&lt;/a&gt; - Page Views:  34, Downloads: 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8769340550736392193"&gt;Guitar Hero Thrusts&lt;/a&gt; -  Page Views: 84, Downloads: 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If there were stats for how many people stopped viewing in the middle because their ears hurt, then Shayify would probably be the winner. I'll see if Google Video can add that stat.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/115136182657396259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10474101&amp;postID=115136182657396259&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115136182657396259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10474101/posts/default/115136182657396259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.tornblue.com/2006/06/shayify-vs-guitar-hero-thrusts.html' title='Shayify vs. Guitar Hero Thrusts'/><author><name>Petey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>